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FIGMENTUM

suicide sells

Posted by FIGMENTUM Dec. 6, 2008 @ 12:48 AM EST

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48 Comments

Dec. 6, 2008 | 1:33 AM Jon4life says:

That was funny.

Dec. 6, 2008 | 3:11 AM FIGMENTUM responds:

I have an increasing interest in the personalities behind their music.


Dec. 6, 2008 | 6:07 AM GodsBitch says:

That was rather humorous.


Dec. 6, 2008 | 7:17 AM Xarnor says:

That was fucked up and funny at the same time. I was doing this half-smile-half-frown thing, I wish I had my camera.


Dec. 6, 2008 | 8:23 PM Sexylegs says:

I lol'd.

D:


Dec. 8, 2008 | 12:12 PM damo10 says:

HAHA! Thats god damn funny! That brightened my day, thank you kind sir.


Dec. 16, 2008 | 8:01 AM Peglay says:

omg thats fucking awesome !! LOL!


Dec. 20, 2008 | 5:00 PM pimptastic21 says:

Yes, I stink of juvenile for starting a group of those that feel like I do. Frankly, I don't see your point. And if I am really THAT juvenile, why is it im not fighting back to try and make fun of you? If you have an opinion that doesn't help, don't give it.

Dec. 21, 2008 | 2:40 AM FIGMENTUM responds:

keep fucking that system buddy.


Dec. 21, 2008 | 8:32 AM Dreadflame says:

suicide = AWESOME


Dec. 26, 2008 | 6:50 AM FBIpolux says:

After Effects ftw.


Dec. 27, 2008 | 6:10 AM klmai says:

die fagot youre a fagot you dont deserve mod go die.


Dec. 29, 2008 | 4:15 AM MissingNYC says:

that sucked...

Jan. 1, 2009 | 5:45 AM FIGMENTUM responds:

no actually it blew

...HIS BRAINS RIGHT OUT THE BACK OF HIS SKULL

lrn2gun


Dec. 30, 2008 | 2:47 PM agustana says:

More plz


Dec. 31, 2008 | 10:45 AM dogpup4 says:

You signed up when you were SEVEN!

Jan. 1, 2009 | 5:47 AM FIGMENTUM responds:

You signed up when you were STUPID!

unfortunately nothing has changed.


Jan. 3, 2009 | 2:26 AM SUMOKAT says:

wuz that real?


Jan. 3, 2009 | 3:27 AM Kevin says:

Some angry mother is going to have a fit.

>.>
<.<


Jan. 5, 2009 | 7:34 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

BLACK BOOKS IS FUCKING WIN (yes, i noticed your user image)
Also whut


Jan. 5, 2009 | 7:38 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

Also OH SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS XD!!


Jan. 8, 2009 | 9:37 AM lawlmaster says:

lol wtf is that shit?

Jan. 8, 2009 | 8:08 PM FIGMENTUM responds:

a cleverly disguised advertisement for an upcoming album of musical greatness (greatness I can only assume).

and there you were thinking it was a snuff film.


Jan. 9, 2009 | 2:24 AM NeverHundred says:

I should not have found that as entertaining as I did.


Jan. 9, 2009 | 9:50 PM Evark says:

His laugh is priceless.

Jan. 10, 2009 | 8:54 PM FIGMENTUM responds:

seamlessly blending in to his farewell "see ya." a work of art, in my professional opinion.


Jan. 17, 2009 | 3:28 AM hollerhollerholler7 says:

motherfucker. fuck you. no I am much better than you.


Jan. 19, 2009 | 3:15 AM Sarcasm says:

it sucks that all of their future album ads have to live up to this little slice of genius, now.

Jan. 19, 2009 | 4:00 AM FIGMENTUM responds:

haha, the next time they do a 'studio update' it'll probably be for real, but everyone'll be waiting for something abrupt and violent to happen.


Jan. 26, 2009 | 5:21 AM risbolla says:

adgsglkljwrewuoicsajenruaoituoastidjd safsaljeljklfasfad


Feb. 4, 2009 | 7:32 AM Tribalfusion-X says:

Ohai cool guy.


Feb. 4, 2009 | 9:20 PM agustana says:

How many times have you committed suicide?

Feb. 5, 2009 | 1:47 AM FIGMENTUM responds:

more than I'd care to remember.


Feb. 8, 2009 | 6:53 AM MissingNYC says:

how many times have you committed social suicide?

Feb. 9, 2009 | 1:43 AM FIGMENTUM responds:

You're like a shotgun baby, pointed at my head. And those lips are social suicide but I just want to see you dead.


Feb. 12, 2009 | 2:16 AM cast says:

I love you dude, thats all you need to know.

take care


Feb. 13, 2009 | 6:02 AM risbolla says:

we're bffs now


Feb. 13, 2009 | 6:03 AM risbolla says:

u will be my best man in the wedding see you sunday


Feb. 13, 2009 | 6:58 PM risbolla says:

alright!


Feb. 23, 2009 | 12:53 AM TheAntiFonz says:

I have an increasing interest in the personalities behind their music.


Feb. 24, 2009 | 1:54 AM killaboy69 says:

joined at 7?


Feb. 24, 2009 | 6:32 AM risbolla says:

m8 u wernt in the wedding wtf lmao

Feb. 25, 2009 | 2:47 AM FIGMENTUM responds:

wat i thot it was nex sunday


Feb. 26, 2009 | 2:19 AM Wrinkles says:

Meh.


Feb. 26, 2009 | 2:44 AM MissingNYC says:

did you just molest me via comment?

Feb. 26, 2009 | 10:42 PM FIGMENTUM responds:

I serenaded you, killing you softly with my words.


Feb. 26, 2009 | 5:55 PM Sevkat says:

SUICIDE SELLS! BUT WHO'S BUYIN?

Feb. 26, 2009 | 10:43 PM FIGMENTUM responds:

your reclusive neighbourhood emos?


Feb. 27, 2009 | 12:03 AM hunte3r says:

poop


Feb. 27, 2009 | 4:52 AM risbolla says:

ah rite my bad thats why it was no ppl ther


Mar. 1, 2009 | 7:37 AM MissingNYC says:

I Came :3


Mar. 2, 2009 | 7:52 PM AIDSVirus says:

sex plz


Mar. 4, 2009 | 3:23 AM Sinitech says:

What a couple of homosexuals.


Mar. 6, 2009 | 6:36 AM risbolla says:

omg what hav u don ppl r mimicking u on my userpgae why wud they do that!?

Mar. 6, 2009 | 7:01 PM FIGMENTUM responds:

hahahaha that's amazing


Mar. 7, 2009 | 9:55 AM risbolla says:

i got lots of friends now thx


Mar. 9, 2009 | 3:00 AM ImlunchBoxx says:

omfg


Apr. 4, 2009 | 2:20 PM Wrinkles says:

if we're bffs accept this comment you sdkfghsadgh


Apr. 12, 2009 | 9:25 PM gecko-dude says:

listen i heard you where a mod, pls stop this guy simon birch i have gather a few offensive posts

Hey everyone go watch my movie you'll like it! If you don't like it you're probably a FAGGOT or some type of NON-WHITE ethnicity! I would like to thank God and the wonderful people of Newgrounds for this opportunity!

Apr. 10, 2009 | 2:23 AM SimonBirch responds:
I think you're the retarted one! You're going to HELL!
whitewolf3307 says:
what religon r u?
Apr. 10, 2009 | 2:46 PM SimonBirch responds:
Protestant Christian, IDIOT!

Apr. 10, 2009 | 3:00 PM whitewolf3307 says:
Are you part of the KKK?
Apr. 10, 2009 | 3:06 PM SimonBirch responds:
What the FUCK, NO! I'm not racist, or part of any organization besides Christianity.

Apr. 10, 2009 | 3:13 PM whitewolf3307 says:
then why doess your post say NON-WHITE ethnicity! ?
Apr. 10, 2009 | 3:36 PM SimonBirch responds:
I think we know non-whites mental capacity doesn't go quite as far so they wouldn't understand a deep flash movie with nice Christian undertones.
e991e says:
wtf dude. whats with the post on my page? im catholic, i don't need some one to post some strange version of our lords prayer on my page.
Apr. 10, 2009 | 4:25 PM SimonBirch responds:
It's not strange it's the way God intended, you are going to hell if you use any other version of the lord's prayer.
The-Skeleton-King says:
"Let the Lord plant his seed of love inside you.
You need ChristRomans 10:9
If you declare with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved.Because if you acknowledge and confess with your lips that Jesus is Lord and in your heart believe (adhere to, trust in, and rely on the truth) that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved." Says you?Really? It's people like you that ruin religon for me.... Please stay away from me with the Christianity Bull,Christiany: The beleif that some cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. please... leave me alone
Apr. 11, 2009 | 12:52 PM SimonBirch responds:
He wasn't a cosmic Jew zombie, he was Jesus the son of God you ignorant asshole.
Apr. 11, 2009 | 3:32 AM Spartan500 says:
wtf is with you and posting verses from the bible? really, it's pissing me off!
Apr. 11, 2009 | 12:53 PM SimonBirch responds:
What are ya going to do 'bout it, you wanna fight e?m

pls he wont stop spamming and he posts his offensive comments everywhere!


Apr. 20, 2009 | 4:28 AM simon says:

le gasp.
I didn't know they had a new record out!

Apr. 20, 2009 | 7:05 AM FIGMENTUM responds:

not yet... keeps getting delayed : (

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